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This is my formal letter of resignation from tumblr. It just took up too much of my time and I have a lot of shit that I need to do. I’m not deleting my account, so I may return one day, but for now, до свидания

I log onto tumblr and the first thing I see is another article about how America is racist. I think I’m good

I’ve been gone from tumblr for so long that I’m not sure if I even want to come back

blackromney:

when ur drinking soda and hte bubbles and

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buttoftheday:

so insomnia cookies is a thing that delivers you cookies from 5pm to 3am and like.

look. look at the fucking menu.

DELIVERY CHARGE IS JUST 99 CENTS.

OMFG.

THEY SEND YOU MILK.

and it’s so close to me, so the ice cream isn’t melty.

i’m in fucking heavennnnnnnnn, bless this apartment.

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nippled:

to all mosquitoes ever: first of all how dare you

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I don’t feel like taking the time to write a huge paragraph because I’m on mobile, but basically I’m going on a trip out west and you won’t hear from me for 3 weeks. I know I only have 180 followers so not a lot of people are gonna miss me but I just wanted to let you know

winchesterprayers:

goregeousity:

I was playing battleship with my boyfriend, and this happened, and he got really angry and was telling me it was impossible that he hasn’t sunk anything, and he made me show him my board and I’m still laughing.

you are the future